This meme is inescapable on French insta so I’m posting it here for all to enjoy
[ID: video of a french news show with am older man host and two people on the other side of the table, a younger man and an older man. It has English captions. The host says to the younger man, “You used to be a girl, now you are a boy. And you’re happy.” The young man says, “Yes, I’m really happy.” The older man says, “Sure, but listen. Jesus-” the host says, “Can it.” Then turns to the camera and announces, “And that’s Flash Debate. See you tomorrow.” /end]
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You drop a small piece of food on the floor, and decide to kick it under the oven/couch/whatever because you can’t be bothered to pick it up. As you’re walking away, you hear a very quiet “Thank you!” from under it.
“No problem,” I say, the words passing out of my mouth on autopilot, before my brain engages and I freeze.
I turn, and look at the fridge. It seems to be the same fridge that was here when I moved in.
I mean, I’m also kind of embarrassed. I never do that, I know that’s how you get roaches, but my back hurts so bad that getting up and down is next to impossible, much less bending over. “Um, you holding up okay down there?” I ask.
There was silence.
“I know that we’re probably the only apartment in the building that doesn’t have a bug problem. That’s, well, that’s you, right?”
Again, silence. But I know I heard it.
“Listen, I can’t really bend over right now, but if you’re down there and hungry, like, there’s half a rotisserie chicken in there that’s about to go bad. I was going to throw it away, but if you could use it-”